Haha...

Came across a forum with some jokes, enjoy

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.



The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.



The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world." She grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.



The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."



The boy said, "It's ok, there's still a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school backpack."
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

"You've Got Male !"
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Haha...if you already read it somewhere before its ok, read again..its kinda funny..lolz..
Today was Sejarah paper 2 and Pendidikan Moral...as usual Sejarah is the most 'annoying' paper in every exam...hate reading it..and for Moral its kinda ok-ok i guess...kinda forget some of the nilai already...damn i really sux when it comes to memorizing things..haha, earlier before was BM and BI...didnt cause much a problem although i wont score that high..lol...oh ya as for Moral...Chan Leong gave me 2 marks by showing me the Wawasan 2020 stuff earlier before the exam...haha, thx!

Tomorrow will be Mathematics paper 2 (7.45-10.15)...yes, only 1 paper...wonder if i can go back earlier lols..why dont they slot in Math paper 1 as well..but instead its on Friday (10.45-12.00) and again i wonder if i can sleep a lil longer than usual..wonder if i can do well for the next 2 weeks (Bio, Chem, Phy, A.Math)

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---By the way..this post is written on Today (Wednesday)...not Sunday..hahax---